Ok, count among people we love: Karl Lagerfeld
He’s dressed Madge, and Gwennie, and Lindsay. The man OWNS Paris (the city, not the heiress). He’s unapologetically cranky, and famously lost a million pounds by eating something called “protein sachets” (read all about it here.)
But best of all, he has the delightful audacity to say things like this (brought to us by someone else we love, laineygossip.com):
“I have no problem with journalists – many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [after the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’ ”
Of course, we here at The Daily Spritz can only theorize what the unfortunate journalist actually smelled like. And we can assume that, since it WAS fashion week, she was probably doing her best.
But here, some ways to appease La Lagerfeld if you should run into him at the Fashion Week tents this week. (And good luck to you if you do, btw):
Fendi by Fendi
Karl couldn’t possibly banish you if you walked in smelling like this signature fragrance from Fendi. He’s responsible for creating the inverted FF Fendi logo, after all–which was just the beginning of the Lagerfeld/Fendi collaboration that’s lasted, like, forever.
Chloe by Karl Lagerfeld
Did you know that Karl himself designed Chloe perfume for the house of Chloe? Believe it, darlings. Spritz on some of this classic scent and settle comfortably into the front row with Laggie. Go on.
Coco Perfume by Chanel
Karl + Chanel = True Love Always.
Lagerfeld Classic for Men by Karl Lagerfeld
Boys like fashion, too. . . Right boys? Here’s what Karl would like you to smell like. Now be quiet and fetch him his protein sachet.
