Heads’ up: Our biggest sale of the year starts bright and early Friday morning, and you won’t even need to get out of your jammies to score huge deals. We’ve got a couple of extra-large ’servings’ of savings that we’re going to ‘roll’ out in a matter of hours. (Preview: It’s four days, it’s our biggest-whammy sale of the year, and we even give you choices of ways to save. We’re SO nice.)
As for all these maybe-not-so-subtle Thanksgiving puns (’gravy,’ ’servings,’ … even ‘roll’ above is a pun…. get it? get it?) are proudly brought to you by our puntastic (and spirited Canadian!) Director of Marketing, Alison.
Alison’s a veritable pun-making machine, whereas we here at the Spritz are a little more… how can we put this… sensitive to these things. What makes Alison guffaw with glee pretty much just makes the Spritz groan.
However, we definitely admire her dedication to her craft.
So here, a list of rejected Thanksgiving sale puns cooked up and championed by our Marketing Maven. Genius or gratuitous? You decide.
* Gobble up these savings or you’ll feel like a turkey!
* Harvest these deals!
* Touchdown! Huge Sale!
* This sale Plymouth ‘Rocks!’ (After this one, she unleashed a TOTALLY self-satisfied cackle. And repeated it 3 times.)
* Horn of Plenty of Perfumes
* A Cornucopia of Savings!
p.s. Below, for your edification, an artists rendition of our pun artist. For the record, she looks exactly like this, except she wears way better jeans.
November 26th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Genius!
November 27th, 2008 at 11:38 am
The Spritz might consider groan less and pun more! Pun for fun!